If you'd like to go through all the stages of drunkenness in 40 minutes don't drink for months, then drink one Long Island iced tea in 15 minutes, dance as hard as you can for 10 minutes, dance slightly less hard for 5 more minutes as you try to convince yourself that you won't be sick and then enjoy as your friends bring you water and rub ice cubes on your face.
Friends sold separately.
No comments:
Post a Comment