Day 85: June 29

Today is a reflection of yesterday. I spent ten hours on the beach with about 15 of the world's most wonderful humans. I laughed so hard at so many things. I was surrounded by people that I WANTED to be surrounded by. We played survivor. My body is sore but my spirit is so full and satisfied.

My phone got a little bit of salt water in it and shut down for the day. It was a bummer but it didn't tarnish a single part of that beautiful day. New friends. So much joy.

Day 84: June 28

I woke up at 7:30 to get groceries and gas before driving to Calabasas. 

Sorry for making you read this. 

I just felt like a hero.

Day 83: June 27

I laughed so hard on this drive. 

Day 82: June 26

There was a giant to do about gay marriage today. 

I'm not sure who this video offends but I do know that it always makes me laugh. 

Sorry?

Day 81: June 25

"Is love just not wanting to murder someone?"

-Josh Flowers

He said a lot of funny things in that conversation but this was the only one I thought to write down.

Day 80: June 24

The day I laughed the hardest I have ever laughed I was with Josh Flowers. I ended up throwing up my apple pie because I couldn't breathe. It was documented.

The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Day 79 :June 23

Started my UCB internship today. It's the best. The very best. I am so happy. 

Day 78 :June 22

IT IS OUT

Day 77: June 21

I have to work twice as hard to be as funny as I am cus this guy loved me so stinkin much. The only daddy issues I have are all about hoping he knows that my life is brilliant because of him. Happy Father's Day!

Day 76: June 20

Society can you please just let me walk to the mailbox in snowflake pajama pants and an 'I Only Date Superheroes T-shirt'?

Day 75: June 19

If you'd like to go through all the stages of drunkenness in 40 minutes don't drink for months, then drink one Long Island iced tea in 15 minutes, dance as hard as you can for 10 minutes, dance slightly less hard for 5 more minutes as you try to convince yourself that you won't be sick and then enjoy as your friends bring you water and rub ice cubes on your face. 
Friends sold separately.

Day 74: June 18

My promo confession video for 'Penny for Your Thoughts'.

Day 73: June 17

After two years this is being released.

Day 72: June 16

I got a little backed up on posting so I don't remember what happened on this day. I'm sure it was funny. So many funny things. I am overflowing with funny things. I have videos to make and post. They're getting piled up and it's great and I love it. Here is a list of the words on my white board that are supposed to remind me to make these videos:

Fleek

AAA

shia

feminsit shakespeare

Day 71: June 15

I finished Orange is the New Black.

Day 70: June 14

Having problems that aren't funny or severe enough to start a hashtag trending.

#secondworldproblems

Day 69: June 13

I am constantly trying to wear dresses. But the moment I put one on I think 'What if I have the opportunity to climb something today?' and have to change.

Day 68: June 12

Saw the show Fresh Fish at UCB Sunset. It was bomb. I laughed a lot. I gotta get my butt in gear so I can get on that stage. Any stage. ALL STAGES.

Day 67: June 11

Because in Los Angeles you can be watching any $5 improv show and have the possibility of Wayne Brady showing up to blow your mind with his fresh rhymes.

I have never been happier.

Day 65: June 9

Day 65: Is it weird that I took a photo from soda jerk's Facebook page only to block out all faces that don't belong to Bed Leddick? Maybe.
But who cares?! Ben is leaving! One of my favorite performers in the city is moving away.
I always know a scene is going to be funny if he's involved and Im definitely going to miss seeing him perform. 
Good luck in Columbus, Ben!

Day 64: June 8

Your roommate is out of town visiting her family and you miss her terribly but then you remember YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS.

Day 63: June 7

My UCB 201 improv show was today. It was awesome. Not perfect but I had so much fun. I am incredibly happy with how out of my head I was :)

This is a photo of my class and what they think of when they hear 'pose sexy'.

Day 62: June 6

Not a funny video but came from a funny show. 

Saw the Dixieland Family Band tonight. It made me feel so many things. Inspired mostly. But also a little bit down because I'm not there yet. The performing regularly part of the program. It has me thinking about a lot of things pertaining to this path I have chosen. Such as: will I ever be satisfied? Will any level of performance make me feel like I am doing all I can? Am I doing the right thing?

Day 61: June 5

Dear Iced Mocha,

Since meeting you my life has never been the same. You're the first thing I think about when I wake up each day. Youre the reason I can't sleep at night. 
You bring coffee to my veins and chocolate to my tongue. And now that my wisdom teeth are coming in with a vengeance you soothe my swollen jaw. 
I love you. More than you'll ever know. More than one Instagram post will ever portray.

Day 60: June 4

I really feel like I should be writing more of my own jokes and making my own videos to share with you all but I just haven't been. 

I have, however, been seeing a ton of shows. Possibly too many. Enough that I now have favorite performers that I am prepared to stalk to every stage. 

BTW if I find you hilarious I am probably in love with you.

Today I actually had to consider this thought:

 "Do I really love improv? Or do I just love the people that do improv and therefore am trying to be good at improv so that those people will like me?" 

Is it okay if it's the latter?  

This 100 Days Project is really great.

Day 59: June 3

The essays are in. I am happy with the work I did on them. And I can finally get back to spending real time on my 100 Days Project.

On an unrelated note I have conditioned myself to be unashamed about pooping in public. I don't understand the people who can hold it in. Aren't you dying on the inside?!

Day 58: June 2

Got a message from my kentucky bestie today. We are finally going to release a hilarious video we made two years ago. But those are all the details you get because MY ESSAYS ARE DUE TOMORROW and I am buggin.

Day 57: June 1

This makes me laugh more than it should.

Day 56: May 31

Worked on my scholarship essays. And saw Search History again. Sorry. That's all you get. All of my brain power is going toward these essays.

Day 55: May 30

Had quite the time on set with these wonderful dummies. 

Day 54: May 29

Today I found out that I was nominated for a UCB scholarship. 

WHAT?!

I am going crazy over here. More than I need that scholarship, more than I deserve it, I WANT to deserve it. I so want to be worthy of someone trusting me with a large sum of money to strictly put towards my comedy training.