If when making me, God had said,
"You are going to be a comedian no matter what. I will, however, give you a choice between being a goofy looking white dude whose main problem will be figuring out how many times you can make a noncommittal noise before they stop laughing. OR you can be an adorable little girl with no problem finding dates on tinder but will ultimately have to work much harder to figure out what her type of funny really is while staying out of her head, dodging dick jokes, AND being torn between flattered and outraged whenever someone says ‘it’s okay because you’re pretty.’”
I honestly don't know what I'd choose.
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